Which part of your body goes to Heaven First

The nun teaching Sunday school, was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question,
" When you die and go to Heaven… which part of Your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, " I think it’s your hands "
" Why do you think it’s your hands Suzy?" asked the nun.
" Because when you pray, you hold you hands together in front of you, and God just takes your hands first."
" What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
At the back of the class, little Johnny raised his hand and said, " Sister, Sister, I think it’s your feet."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. " Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet,?"
" Well I walked into Mummy and Daddy’s bedroom the other night and Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, " Oh God, I’m coming!!"
" If Dad hadn’t of pinned her down, we would have lost her. "
The nun fainted…

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